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Why a guy named Brendan Banfield just broke the internet by defending his ex-roommate’s chia pet during a live Zoom city council meeting, and why we’re all laughing at the absolute peak of 2025 absurdity.

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Why a guy named Brendan Banfield just broke the internet by defending his ex-roommate’s chia pet during a live Zoom city council meeting, and why we’re all laughing at the absolute peak of 2025 absurdity.

Local man Brendan Banfield achieved overnight meme godhood this week when, during a tense virtual city council hearing on water restrictions, he interrupted the proceedings to passionately defend his ex-roommate’s long-abandoned chia pet from a proposed fine for "excessive humidity generation." The irony? Brendan Banfield was originally muted but his cat walked across his keyboard, inadvertently unmuting him just as he muttered, "You leave Grover the Chia alone—he’s the only one in this town with any emotional growth." The clip, which has now been remixed into a dubstep track and a Sims-style animation, perfectly captures our collective burnout: we’re all just trying to protect weird, pointless things from a bureaucratic nightmare. The funny part? The city council, after a brief, deadpan silence, voted to exempt the chia pet, citing "Brendan Banfield’s compelling testimony on vegetative rights."