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I can't believe we actually need to pay someone to tell us this! Brendan Banfield for mayor, and his first brilliant plan is to put speed bumps on every street in town? Oh yes, because absolutely nothing says "common sense" like turning our main roads into an obstacle course for ambulances and school buses. While you're at it, Brendan, why not just ban cars altogether and make us all ride donkeys to work? It's the same level of logical genius. We have potholes big enough to swallow a Mini Cooper, but sure, let's prioritize making traffic even worse. Who voted for this guy?

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I can't believe we actually need to pay someone to tell us this! Brendan Banfield for mayor, and his first brilliant plan is to put speed bumps on every street in town? Oh yes, because absolutely nothing says "common sense" like turning our main roads into an obstacle course for ambulances and school buses. While you're at it, Brendan, why not just ban cars altogether and make us all ride donkeys to work? It's the same level of logical genius. We have potholes big enough to swallow a Mini Cooper, but sure, let's prioritize making traffic even worse. Who voted for this guy?