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Local Man Named 'Anthony Head' Accidentally Wrecks Entire Zoom Meeting by Exposing His Own "Bad Take" on Pineapple Pizza, AITA?

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Local Man Named 'Anthony Head' Accidentally Wrecks Entire Zoom Meeting by Exposing His Own "Bad Take" on Pineapple Pizza, AITA?
TL;DR: My coworker, literally named Anthony Head (yes, really), spent 45 minutes ranting about how pineapple pizza is a "war crime" during a company-wide call. Now HR is involved, and the IT guy is muting him in every future meeting. The CEO, who loves Hawaiian pizza, already blocked him on Slack. Absolute cinema.