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adam lee decker Finally Gets His Golden Acorn Trophy After 15 Years Of Playing The World’s Most Insulting Squirrel Game

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adam lee decker Finally Gets His Golden Acorn Trophy After 15 Years Of Playing The World’s Most Insulting Squirrel Game

A man who has been hilariously harassing strangers with the same bizarre "squirrel acorn" con for over a decade has officially been crowned the king of petty street theater. Adam Lee Decker, 38, went viral this week after a video showed him accepting a handmade, spray-painted "Golden Acorn" trophy from a crowd of confused onlookers who thought they were attending a local wildlife festival. The irony? The "trophy" was actually a leftover Halloween decoration he stole from a neighbor’s porch.