adam lee decker allegedly uses quantum physics to prove pineapple belongs on pizza, expert calls it a "slippery slice"
Look, I’m no scientist, but if you’re telling me adam lee decker—the same guy who probably still has a MySpace account—has a degree in theoretical pizzaology, then I’m all ears. TL;DR: Some dude claims he mathematically banned Hawaiian pizza from the universe and now the internet is losing its mind over his "quantum weirdness." AITA for thinking this is just a midlife crisis wrapped in a Tinfoil hat? I mean, congratulations, you’ve unlocked the secret to nothing. Next up: adam lee decker says water is wet but only if you clap your hands first.