Senate Quietly Passes War Powers Resolution to Declare War on Your Next Group Chat
It appears the War Powers Resolution has been dusted off and hastily weaponized by senators who are apparently terrified of the looming threat of a particularly spicy meme war. The hot take daddies in the Capitol have voted unanimously to authorize immediate military action against the next person who posts an un-cropped screenshot without context, citing a clear and present danger to democracy. "This is no laughing matter," said a press secretary while visibly fighting the urge to laugh at the absurdity, confirming that the only power being resolved here is the power to make the internet collectively groan.