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CBP Officer Seizes 47 Pounds of Avocados at Border, Says Traveler's "Fruit Salad Was Not 'Murica Enough"

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CBP Officer Seizes 47 Pounds of Avocados at Border, Says Traveler's "Fruit Salad Was Not 'Murica Enough"

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