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TSA agents just found a live alligator in a checked suitcase—this is NOT a prank, bestie!!!

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TSA agents just found a live alligator in a checked suitcase—this is NOT a prank, bestie!!!

Like WHAT is the rizz here, literally a whole chompy boy trying to catch a flight to Atlanta?? Delta better be shook. The scaly king was just tryna skrt skrt past security but the X-ray machine said NOPE. TSA posted the pic and my jaw is on the floor—this is giving ✨Fyre Festival vibes✨ but for baggage claim. Fly high little dude, fly high. 💀🐊