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TSA agent caught sleeping on the job with crocs on and duolingo playing? no cap fr fr

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TSA agent caught sleeping on the job with crocs on and duolingo playing? no cap fr fr

Like, I CAN'T rn. This man really went full NPC mode. 💀 He's catching ZZZs while TSA is supposed to be catching shady bags. Meanwhile, his Duolingo owl is probably getting passive-aggressive about his Spanish streak. Are we cooked or are we cooked??