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TSA AGENT BREAKS DOWN SOBBING AFTER KYLIE JENNER’S SECURITY SCREENING—HER REACTION IS UNBELIEVABLE.

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TSA AGENT BREAKS DOWN SOBBING AFTER KYLIE JENNER’S SECURITY SCREENING—HER REACTION IS UNBELIEVABLE.

In what can only be described as the most dramatic TSA meltdown since J.Lo’s ‘champagnegate’, a visibly shaken officer was caught on film wiping away tears after processing Kylie Jenner through security at LAX. Sources say the agent, a 12-year veteran of the checkpoint, was ordered to take a “mental health break” after Jenner allegedly laughed during a full-body pat-down. “She whispered ‘honey, you need a facial, not a search’ and walked away,” a coworker spilled. The image of the agent sobbing behind a motorized cart is already going viral—and it’s got fans asking if Kylie just invented a new form of airport humiliation.