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Man yells at cloud for 3 hours, claims it’s giving him a 'trump stroke', AITA for not calling an ambulance? TL;DR: Some boomer in Ohio is convinced a thundercloud personally insulted his 401(k), so he's standing in the parking lot of a Wendy's, screaming about microaggressions. He says the "political correctness" is giving him a literal 'trump stroke'. I asked if he wanted a Frosty to cool down, and he called me a "globalist lizard." AITA for just walking away? According to him, I'm the reason the country is going to hell.

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Man yells at cloud for 3 hours, claims it’s giving him a 'trump stroke', AITA for not calling an ambulance? TL;DR: Some boomer in Ohio is convinced a thundercloud personally insulted his 401(k), so he's standing in the parking lot of a Wendy's, screaming about microaggressions. He says the "political correctness" is giving him a literal 'trump stroke'. I asked if he wanted a Frosty to cool down, and he called me a "globalist lizard." AITA for just walking away? According to him, I'm the reason the country is going to hell.