Trump at-will federal workers discovered to have entered digital contract that expires before moon landing data fades.
A routine audit of newly-rehired at-will federal workers under the Trump executive order has revealed a bizarre glitch: the digital signatures on their employment contracts are timestamped with a date that mathematically corresponds to the exact moment the Apollo 11 lunar module landed in 1969, down to the microsecond. Analysts at the Office of Personnel Management found that the 'auto-renew' function on these contracts is set to expire 0.3 seconds before the final broadcast of the original moon landing footage, creating a paradox where hiring and firing dates actually overlap in a closed time loop. "It's a glitch in the matrix of federal employment," said a senior cryptographer. "Our computers are reading these workers as simultaneously hired and not hired, existing in a superposition of both states until the lunar data stream is restored."