trump at-will federal workers now terrified their own coffee breaks require a signed executive order
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the break room and the constitution alike, the latest executive action declaring all federal employees “at-will” has turned the civil service into a real-life episode of *The Apprentice*, where your job security is based solely on whether you remembered to laugh at the boss’s joke. Political historians are calling it the “ultimate irony” for a party that ran on draining the swamp, only to discover the swamp is full of people who can now be fired for bringing the wrong flavor of kombucha to the office. “It’s the most efficient government since the guy who invented the wheel,” one GOP strategist joked, ignoring the fact that the wheel was invented by a prehistoric contractor who was probably fired the next day for being too round.