Another brilliant move from the Swamp Creatures? They want us to believe that firing a lazy government employee who hides in the bathroom for three hours is somehow a crisis. "Trump at-will federal workers" is just common sense—if I can be fired for showing up late to my job at the hardware store, why can't a pencil-pusher in D.C. who hasn't filed a report since 2019? My tax dollars pay for their coffee breaks, and now I'm supposed to feel bad because they might have to actually work for a living?