TRUMP MAKES FED WORKERS "AT-WILL" – HIRING THEM IS LIKE A BAD TINDER DATE NOW
Omg, like, he’s cooking fr. Trump just turned the whole government into a gig economy. 🫣 Think your job is safe? Nope, you're on the chopping block faster than a skibidi toilet. 💀
Your pension? That's giving dead, bestie. It’s giving "you're fired" but make it federal. Bet the IRS agents are shaking in their little boots rn. This new rule is gonna hit different for the deep state tho—they finna get the boot, No cap. 🚮
So, who's next? The peeps in the cubicles or the smart folks? We need the 411, like, ASAP, 'cause this is way more chaotic than when I lost my Spotify playlist. 😭
Btw, if you're a federal worker rn? Praying for you, bestie. 🙏 This is giving "glow down" vibes. Smh.