TRUMP DROPS A BOMB: AT-WILL FEDERAL WORKERS GETTING THE AXE?
Okay besties, here's the tea. The old guy is back and he's coming for the government's whole vibe. 🚨
He's trying to reclassify like EVERY federal worker as "at-will." That means they can get fired for zero reason. Like, imagine your job just yeets you because your boss' horoscope said so.
So many people are about to get sacked it's not even funny. The feds are SHAKING. No more job security, just pure chaos. This is gonna be a total skibidi disaster for the system.
Honestly, it's giving main character energy but not the good kind. Stay tuned, this is gonna be the biggest plot twist of the year.