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Trump’s "At-Will" Federal Workers Plan Backfires as Gov Employees Realize They Can Just Quit Mid-Shift, Chaos Ensues

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**Trump’s "At-Will" Federal Workers Plan Backfires as Gov Employees Realize They Can Just Quit Mid-Shift, Chaos Ensues**

AITA for laughing at the 47th president’s latest TANTRUM where he declared federal workers are now "at-will" employees, basically begging them to quit? Well, the joke’s on him— thousands actually DID walk out, leaving the DMV with 47-minute lines and the IRS with only one robotic voice repeating "press 1 for supervised sadness." TL;DR: Play stupid games, win a government shutdown that’s basically a Reddit meltdown in real life. 🤡