Superyacht Owners Peeved That Sea Water Doesn’t Match the Color of Their Instagram Filters
A hot new trend has emerged among the 0.0001 percent: complaining that the actual ocean is ruining their superyacht photos. Social media is flooded with owners demanding IT crews “recalibrate the Mediterranean” to match the Sunkist Coral #3 preset. The irony? As billionaires pay millions for exclusive sea access, they’re furious that the water looks too much like… water. Meme experts have declared this the peak of ‘globally disconnected luxury logic,’ with users observing that maybe a superyacht isn’t the best tool for appreciating nature if you need to Photoshop the planet before you post.