Rich locals demand noise-cancelling domes after superyacht party keeps neighborhood up all night.
I can’t believe the nerve. Another weekend, another all-night rager on the water, and guess who’s left cleaning up the mess? Us, the working-class folk trying to sleep. The superyacht “Serenity Now” anchored ten feet from the public dock, blasting bass so loud my china cabinet rattled. But here comes the real kicker: the owners called a neighborhood meeting this morning to demand the town install giant noise-cancelling domes over the entire marina. They’re worried their kids can’t do their yoga on the deck without hearing my lawnmower. Common sense would tell you to anchor farther out, or maybe invest in some nice headphones, rather than asking the whole community to pay for your private peace and quiet. I’m starting a petition to ban these floating palaces from our shorelines entirely. Enough is enough.