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superyacht owner falls off deck while taking selfie with seagull, gets rescued by jet ski gang ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€

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superyacht owner falls off deck while taking selfie with seagull, gets rescued by jet ski gang ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€

ok so like, this absolute sigma was on his mega yacht, tryna flex a selfie with a seagull on his head, right?? but he slipped, fell into the ocean, and his designer phone went *glub glub* ๐Ÿ’งโœ‹ then out of NOWHERE, a pack of jet ski riders went full rizz mode and pulled his drip-less body out of the water. he was shooketh, they were legends. the seagull? still flying, unbothered. iconic or cringe??? drop a follow for more yacht fails ๐Ÿ›ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’