superyacht sinks off coast of sicily, tech bros trapped in floating roblox disaster 💀🛥️
OMG. a whole superyacht just went *ploop* near sicily and like… tech ceos were literally stuck inside??? this is giving major “my rich friend’s minecraft house got griefed” energy but like IRL. the boat was owned by some crypto guy (shocker) and now it’s a submarine without permission. rip to their blue checkmarks, they can’t tweet for help from the ocean floor. 💅🤯