Superyacht Owner Shocked to Discover Ocean Is Salty, Blames 'Woke' Environmental Regulations for Rust.
So this billionaire tech bro (shocking, I know) apparently just realized his floating ego-boost, a $200M superyacht, has a little rust on the hull. AITA for thinking he should have maybe checked the manual before trying to dock it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? He's now suing the 'radical left' for making the sea too corrosive. TL;DR: Rich guy angry that water is wet, wants a refund from Mother Nature. 🛥️💅