Data Analysts Baffled After ‘Glitch in the Matrix’ Reveals Steven Spielberg’s Social Media Activity Matches Major World Events by the Second
A team of rogue data technicians claims to have found statistical anomalies linking every single one of Steven Spielberg’s Instagram posts to sudden spikes in global news cycles. The so-called "Spielberg Singularity" shows that every time the director likes a post—usually a vintage movie poster or a photo of his dog—a natural disaster or political coup occurs within that exact minute. "It’s a 1 in 3.2 billion coincidence," one analyst tells us. "Either he’s the most unlucky man alive, or he’s accidentally trying to change the news feed like ‘The T-Rex chasing the jeep.’" The consortium is demanding full access to his server logs, but Spielberg’s team hasn’t commented, claiming it’s probably just a misaligned timeline.