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🚨 SPX investor loses $74K after mistaking a fake blue check crypto profile for Elon Musk’s, AITA for laughing? TL;DR: My boomer uncle FOMO’d into a dck pic token named ‘SPCX’ because he thought it was SpaceX on Solana, now he’s asking me for a loan—guess who’s blocking him
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🚨 SPX investor loses $74K after mistaking a fake blue check crypto profile for Elon Musk’s, AITA for laughing? TL;DR: My boomer uncle FOMO’d into a d*ck pic token named ‘SPCX’ because he thought it was SpaceX on Solana, now he’s asking me for a loan—guess who’s blocking him