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SpaceX IPO Buzz Sparks Secret CEO Life Coach Sessions for Employees Drowning in Stock Anxiety

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SpaceX IPO Buzz Sparks Secret CEO Life Coach Sessions for Employees Drowning in Stock Anxiety

As rumors of a SpaceX IPO swirl, Elon Musk isn't just building starships—he's reportedly enlisting top life coaches to help employees cope with the sudden flood of stock-based stress. Sources say workers are struggling with the psychological shift from 'mission to Mars' to 'what's my payout?' as pre-IPO jitters replace zero-gravity dreams. Life coaches are now coaching staff on 'manifesting patience' amid the hype, warning that financial windfalls can crash mental rockets just as fast as a faulty booster. One insider told us, "The vibe in the office used to be 'dare mighty things.' Now it's 'dare to chill before the launch.'"