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Elon Musk finally gives a date for the SpaceX IPO, Reddit immediately plans to tank it for the lulz. AITA for hoping this dumpster fire launches before Mars colonization? TL;DR: Billionaire space race now a casino for terminally online gamblers.

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Elon Musk finally gives a date for the SpaceX IPO, Reddit immediately plans to tank it for the lulz. AITA for hoping this dumpster fire launches before Mars colonization? TL;DR: Billionaire space race now a casino for terminally online gamblers.