LOCAL IDIOT FORGETS SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION STAFF CUTS MEAN NO ONE LEFT TO ANSWER HIS CALLS, NOW FURIOUS AT HIMSELF
Frank D., 58, spent four hours on hold trying to demand Social Security Administration staff cuts be reversed, only to realize his "common sense" rant just clogged the phone lines for actual retirees needing checks. "It's basic math—you can't fire everyone and then complain no one picks up," he told the mirror, while his neighbor reminded him he voted for the party cutting the staff. Pure genius, Frank.