six flags ban allen ferrell: Top 5 things you need to know about this hilarious viral nightmare
- The comedian, identified as Allen Ferrell, allegedly tried to smuggle a six-foot inflatable dinosaur into the park’s restricted no-prop zone. Security footage shows him attempting to hide it under a trench coat, failing miserably as the tail dragged behind him.
- Park officials say the ban stems from a specific incident where Ferrell, dressed as a rogue zookeeper, unleashed a stampede of screaming children after yelling “The T-Rex ate my pass!” near the roller coaster queue.
- Social media exploded after a blurry photo of Ferrell being escorted out by three guards—with the dinosaur prop now tied to his wrist like a balloon—went viral. Memes are comparing him to a rejected “Jurassic Park” theme park employee.
- Six Flags released a statement saying the ban is for violating the “clear bag policy” (the dinosaur was technically a bag) and for “repeatedly attempting to ride the Batman ride while wearing a cape.” Ferrell claims he was “just trying to bring fun back to the parks.”
- Legal experts are divided: Some say Six Flags has the right to ban any guest for “safety reasons,” while others (including Ferrell) argue it’s a classic case of “dino-discrimination.” He’s now crowdfunding for a lawyer, promising to represent the interests of all deflated inflatable animals.