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'Six Flags Ban Allen Ferrell' Proves Common Sense is Dead at the Entrance Gate

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'Six Flags Ban Allen Ferrell' Proves Common Sense is Dead at the Entrance Gate

So let me get this straight—Six Flags actually banned a guy named Allen Ferrell for wearing a shirt that said "I'm With Stupid" while pointing to a park employee, and now they're all shocked that people are laughing at them? I saw this on the local news and my blood's boiling. This is just pure overreaction. I've been going to that park for 20 years, and I've seen kids scream louder than this manager's fragile ego. Common sense would've been to tell Allen to turn his shirt inside out or just ignore it—not call security and kick him out like he's a criminal. We're supposed to be teaching kids to lighten up, not to cry over a dad joke. And now the whole thing's gone viral because everyone knows you can't fix stupid, but you can sure ban it. Hope Six Flags enjoys the bad PR; my family is done with that place until they get a grip.