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Six Flags bans 'Allen Ferrell' for allegedly using a character from 'Step Brothers' to cut a 27-person line, and the internet is divided (AITA?).

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Six Flags bans 'Allen Ferrell' for allegedly using a character from 'Step Brothers' to cut a 27-person line, and the internet is divided (AITA?).

TL;DR: Some dude named Allen Ferrell tried to pull a 'Dale Doback' at a Six Flags last weekend. Witnesses say he yelled "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!" while cutting the line for a roller coaster. Management, who clearly have zero chill, perma-banned him and the park's entire security detail is now on high alert. I’d call it a power move, but the internet is trying to decide if the ban was a massive overstep or a deserved ego check. Stay classy, Six Flags.