six flags ban allen ferrell for trying to "save" a baby duck from a lazy river, dude gets banned for life and Reddit loses its shit
**TL;DR** This absolute legend named Allen Ferrell saw a baby duckling struggling in Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, so he hopped into the wannabe wave pool to "rescue it". Security went full SWAT mode, kicked him out, and now the park literally sent him a certified letter saying he's banned for life. AITA for thinking this is peak boomer entitlement? No, but seriously, society is collapsing if we're banning people for having slightly more empathy than a wet napkin. Six Flags really said "rules over baby ducks, get rekt."
**Verdict:** NTA, but don't expect a lifetime supply of churros anytime soon. Go fund his legal defense or whatever, idk.