shia labeouf's wild new side hustle just made my wallet cry—and yours could be next
If you thought Shia LaBeouf's "Just Do It" meme was the peak of his chaos, buckle up. The actor just launched a subscription service where he literally does your daily chores for you, starting at $1,000 a month. Yes, you read that right—he'll vacuum your living room, walk your dog, and even argue with your landlord via text. While it sounds like a bizarre internet prank, it's been live for weeks with a waitlist of 20,000 people. Here's the gut punch: he's hiring regular folks as "life assistants" at minimum wage, but charging you a premium. If this catches on, expect your neighbor to start charging you for mowing your lawn. Your wallet is officially not safe from celebrity capitalism.