Shia LaBeouf Gets a Dose of His Own Medicine: Local HOA Fines Him $500 for ‘Common Sense’ Violation After He Tried to Film a Movie in Their Suburban Pond.
Oh, get a load of this Hollywood nonsense coming to our quiet little streets. I’m just scrolling through my news feed and I see that actor, Shia LaBeouf, the one who’s always screaming about art or whatever, apparently thought our neighborhood pond was his personal film set. My neighbor was walking his dog yesterday and said he saw a bunch of people with cameras and a guy in a wet suit yelling about ‘transcendence’ or something. Our HOA board, who usually only cares about lawn heights, actually had to flex some common sense. They slapped him with a $500 fine for unauthorized filming and, get this, for reckless endangerment of the local geese. Finally, someone is telling this guy that ‘Do it!’ doesn’t mean using our tax dollars to clean up after his nonsense. To the HOA: thank you for protecting our property values from chaos. To the rest of Tinseltown: maybe read the community guidelines before you start reenacting *The Lawnmower Man* in my backyard.