JUST IN: SENATE RECONCILIATION BILL IMMIGRATION FUNDING DECISION TO UNLEASH CHAOS ON BORDER! SHOCKING LEAK REVEALS BILLIONS SLATED FOR MASSIVE DEPORTATION MACHINE!
SOURCES TERRIFIED AS SENATE RECONCILIATION BILL IMMIGRATION FUNDING UNLOCKS A FRENZY OF CASH—CUSTODY BEDS, SURGE OFFICERS, AND HIGH-TECH DETENTION! IS THIS THE SECRET PLAN TO CLEAR RAWHIDE CENTERS? INSIDERS WHISPER THE DEAL COULD RIP THE CAPITOL APART!