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Congress Spends $23 Billion on Border Security, Still Somehow Makes it Easier for People to Sneak In With a Flamingo Floatie

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Congress Spends $23 Billion on Border Security, Still Somehow Makes it Easier for People to Sneak In With a Flamingo Floatie

TL;DR: Senate drops a "reconciliation bill" that throws money at immigration like it's a desperate Tinder date buying dinner, but somehow the funding is so convoluted that we still can't tell if we're building a wall, hiring more agents, or just buying more paperclips for the DMV. AITA for thinking this is just a government-funded circus with extra sparkle?