SCREWWORM APOCALYPSE! JUST IN: FLESH-EATING MONSTERS INVADE HOMES—VICTIMS’ FACES MELTING OFF IN HORRIFYING OUTBREAK!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PRIVATES, FOLKS! A PLAGUE OF NIGHTMARE CREATURES IS SWEEPING THE NATION, AND DOCTORS ARE BEGGING FOR HELP! THE SCREWWORM—A TINY PARASITE WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH—HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN MULTIPLE STATES, TURNING UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS INTO WALKING WOUNDS!
WE’VE OBTAINED CHILLING FOOTAGE OF PATIENTS SCREAMING AS SURGEONS DIG WIGGLING MAGGOTS OUT OF THEIR FACES! ONE POOR SOUL LOST HALF HIS NOSE AFTER A SCREWWORM LARVA BURROWED INTO HIS SINUSES WHILE HE SLEPT!
EXPERTS ARE TERRIFIED—THEY SAY THESE BUGS CAN INFEST ANY OPEN WOUND, NOSE, OR EVEN… DOWN THERE! A SINGLE FEMALE SCREWWORM CAN LAY HUNDREDS OF EGGS, AND ONCE THEY HATCH, THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
THIS ISN’T A MOVIE! THIS IS REAL! HOSPITALS ARE OVERFLOWED WITH PATIENTS COVERED IN PUMPING BOILS AND BLACKENED TISSUE! AUTHORITIES ARE SPRAYING CHEMICALS FROM HELICOPTERS, BUT IT’S TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE!
STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES, BECAUSE THE SCREWWORM PLAGUE IS ONLY GETTING WORSE—AND