Mathematicians Stunned: Screwworm Reappears In Two Hemispheres On Exact Date Of Predictions
An independent data analyst has uncovered a bizarre pattern in the recent screwworm outbreaks, claiming the parasites are following a mathematical schedule. "It is a glitch in the biological matrix," states the analyst, who noticed that the screwworm was reported in both the Southern and Northern Hemispheres on the same calendar day, exactly seven weeks after a cryptic anomaly was flagged in satellite telemetry. The odds of this natural synchronicity have been calculated at less than 0.0001%, leaving government officials refusing to comment on what they are calling a "statistical impossibility."