Screwworm Spotted at Fashion Week, Suddenly Every Influencer Claims to Be an Expert on Parasitic Livestock Infestations
In a bizarre crossover event that nobody saw coming, the New World screwworm has officially become the internet's most unlikely fashion icon. After a single viral TikTok showed a maggot-infested sheep being treated by a cowboy in a designer hat, the term "screwworm" shot to the top of search trends. Now, every wellness influencer and skincare guru is breathlessly explaining how to "detox from screwworm energy" while using hashtags like #ParasiteCore. Meanwhile, actual farmers are screaming into the void, trying to explain that this is not a trend, it's a flesh-eating nightmare. The irony? The only thing being consumed faster than livestock is the attention span of the internet, which has already moved on to the next crisis.