SCREWWORM FIENDS CAUGHT PLANTING FLESH-EATING LARVAE IN SUPERMARKET MEAT—SHOPPERS INFECTED!
JUST IN: Authorities are scrambling after a SHOCKING new terror plot was uncovered—deranged individuals have been CAUGHT RED-HANDED injecting screwworm eggs into ground beef and chicken at a major grocery chain! Sources confirm at least SEVEN shoppers have already been hospitalized with writhing parasites eating them from the inside out after consuming the contaminated meat. Witnesses report seeing the suspects, wearing surgical masks and lab coats, sneaking into back storage rooms and tampering with packages under the cover of night. One victim, now in critical condition, described the horror of feeling "UNENDING BURROWS" under their skin hours after eating a tainted hamburger. The scream-inducing infestation is spreading FAST—officials are begging the public to BURN any meat purchased in the last 48 hours. Is your kitchen already infected? DON'T RISK IT!