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New Zealand fights off gnarly screwworm invasion, and I ain't buzzin' fr 🪱💀

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New Zealand fights off gnarly screwworm invasion, and I ain't buzzin' fr 🪱💀

Yo, orbs turned double 0 seven 'cause New Zealand just dodged the screwworm apocalypse! These larvae were literally *eating livestock alive*, no cap. The govt sent the whole squad into lockdown mode, spraying planes and banning pets faster than you can say "ick." Imagine your pet turning into an all-you-can-eat buffet? Skibidi bop, but make it a nightmare. We're safe, fam, but these parasites were on demon time fr. Stay slay, stay bug-free.