Screwworm Shocker: A-List Celebrity Reveals Horrifying Infestation During Red Carpet Interview
The red carpet at the Met Gala turned into a scene of pure horror tonight when pop icon Selena Vega broke down mid-interview, revealing a secret screwworm infestation that’s been ravaging her health for weeks. "I thought it was just a pimple, but then the wiggling started," she sobbed, clutching her face as paparazzi captured the moment in 4K. Insiders say the parasite, typically found in livestock, has now infected three top stars, sparking a celebrity panic that has the fashion elite fleeing the venue. “This is not a drill,” gasped a trembling stylist. “The screwworm doesn’t care about your PR team.”