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Local Dad Buys Daughter Expensive Bounce House for Her Birthday, Neighbor Calls Cops Over 'Royal' Noise Complaint; AITA for Telling Her to Get a Life? ๐๐princess lilibet fifth birthday party shakes up the entire cul-de-sac with some absolute banger drama. TL;DR: My kid is turning 5 and loves unicorns, so I rent a massive inflatable castle for the backyard. Cue Karen from three houses down (we'll call her Meghan Markle's stunt double) calling the non-emergency line because the squeaking from the bounce house is apparently "disturbing the peace of the princess lilibet fifth birthday celebration next door." I told her to go touch grass and maybe adopt a cat if she's that bored. Cops showed up, saw a literal child having fun, shrugged, and left. Now she's posting on Nextdoor about "noise pollution." AITA? (Spoiler: No, but the unicorn horn on the bounce house might be a bit extra.)
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Local Dad Buys Daughter Expensive Bounce House for Her Birthday, Neighbor Calls Cops Over 'Royal' Noise Complaint; AITA for Telling Her to Get a Life? ๐๐princess lilibet fifth birthday party shakes up the entire cul-de-sac with some absolute banger drama. TL;DR: My kid is turning 5 and loves unicorns, so I rent a massive inflatable castle for the backyard. Cue Karen from three houses down (we'll call her Meghan Markle's stunt double) calling the non-emergency line because the squeaking from the bounce house is apparently "disturbing the peace of the princess lilibet fifth birthday celebration next door." I told her to go touch grass and maybe adopt a cat if she's that bored. Cops showed up, saw a literal child having fun, shrugged, and left. Now she's posting on Nextdoor about "noise pollution." AITA? (Spoiler: No, but the unicorn horn on the bounce house might be a bit extra.)