Oh, here we go again! Another wave of folks driving out into the countryside, blocking farm lanes and honking at my cattle, all because the 'northern lights' are supposed to be visible tonight. Let me tell you something that used to be called 'common sense': if you have to look at your phone to find the sky, you’ve already missed the point. Some of us have been watching these lights for decades without turning our pastures into a parking lot. Put the phone down, turn your headlights off so the rest of us can actually see, and for the love of everything, stop leaving your trash in my ditch. It’s not a spectator sport.