Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch Hits Airbnb—But Only If You Promise Not to Call It ‘Eerie’
NEVERLAND RANCH, CA—In what historians are calling the most legally precarious vacation rental since the Overlook Hotel opened its doors on Expedia, the iconic Neverland Ranch has reportedly been listed for rent. The listing, which pops up with a "verified by Thriller-era attorneys" badge, promises guests a "whimsical retreat" complete with a Ferris wheel, petting zoo, and a strict guestbook rule that forbids using the words "creepy," "haunted," or "did anyone else hear that distant children's laughter?" in the five-star review. Millennials are already swarming the comments, debating whether you can legally film a TikTok dance to "Billie Jean" in the pirate cove.
Ironically, the first booking was allegedly made by a tech influencer who intends to livestream a "ghost hunt" while ironically wearing a single white glove and eating popcorn shaped like Bubbles the chimp. The joke writes itself: you can finally sleep in Peter Pan’s bed, just don’t question the elevator music.