ncis season 24 cast changes sees Gibbs’ ghost replaced by a sentient vending machine, causing fan chaos.
In a move that has fans simultaneously cheering and screaming into their pillows, the producers of NCIS have announced a shocking new cast member for season 24: a fully sentient, sarcastic vending machine named “The Dispenser.” Sources confirm the machine will replace the emotional void left by Gibbs’ departure by dispensing not just stale pretzels, but also passive-aggressive life advice. “It’s the perfect metaphor for workplace morale,” one insider giggled. “It’s always beeping, never has the thing you want, and somehow holds a security clearance.” The internet is now flooded with petitions to rename the show “NCIS: Coffee, Tea, or Trauma.”