National Donut Day Brings the Internet Together Over the One Hole That Divides Us All
In a stunning display of unity and pettiness, National Donut Day has sparked a global debate that threatens to tear apart the very fabric of society: is the hole in a donut a culinary feature or a sign of existential emptiness? Meme historians trace the irony back to 1938, when the Salvation Army created the holiday to honor volunteers who fried donuts for soldiers during WWI—only for us to now use it to argue about whether glazed or jelly-filled is the only acceptable answer. Experts confirm that the true winner is the donut itself, while everyone else is just a hole.