National donut day got me acting unhinged, free glazed holes hitting different fr fr
Omggg besties it’s literally the holiest day for our crumbling, sugary souls. National donut day is here and all my fave shops are giving out freebies like it’s nothing. I already snagged a box from Krispy Kreme, Dunkin is doing a deal, and my local bakery is literally throwing sprinkles at me. My glucose levels are screaming but my serotonin is maxed. You better be in the drive-thru rn or you’re L sleeping on the bag. This is the only current event that matters, the economy is shaking, my blood sugar is quaking, get in loser we’re going glazed. 🍩💅