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JUST IN: NATIONAL DONUT DAY TRAGEDY – DOZENS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER BIZARRE GLAZE INCIDENT!

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JUST IN: NATIONAL DONUT DAY TRAGEDY – DOZENS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER BIZARRE GLAZE INCIDENT!

NATIONAL DONUT DAY was supposed to be a sugary paradise, but it turned into a NIGHTMARE! Witnesses are SPEECHLESS after a MASSIVE HAIL OF RAINBOW SPRINKLES rained down on a crowded festival, sending PANICKED attendees diving for cover. Paramedics are treating victims for what they’re calling “extreme sugar shock” and MYSTERY BURNS! Is this a sick PRANK or a DARK OMEN for the holiday’s future? The DONUT INDUSTRY is in SHOCK—details are STILL EMERGING!