Local Dad Calculates How Many ‘Bad’ Moonwalks It Would Take to Push Michael Jackson’s ‘Billboard Hot 100’ Records Into Low Earth Orbit & People Are Saying ‘FINALLY Someone With Common Sense’
Jackson, who still holds the record for most weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 from a male solo artist, gets a reality check from a fuming resident who claims “the man hasn’t had a new hit since ‘Butterflies’—let’s stop acting like he’s still topping charts with Thriller.” The rant goes viral after he compares streaming numbers to the cost of a new driveway.