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‘Kris Mayes’ Throws the Ultimate Roast at Her Own State, and Arizona Is Here for It

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‘Kris Mayes’ Throws the Ultimate Roast at Her Own State, and Arizona Is Here for It

In a move that has the internet collectively wiping away tears of laughter, Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes has officially gone viral after labeling her own state’s summer heat "the universe’s most aggressive prank." The comment, made during a press conference about energy grid reliability, has since been memed into oblivion, with residents photoshopping her face onto a melting ice cube and a cactus with a tiny umbrella. The irony? Mayes’ deadpan delivery and self-aware humor turned a potentially dry policy briefing into a communal roast session of Phoenix’s 115-degree afternoons. "She didn’t miss a beat," one user tweeted alongside a clip of her shrugging at the thermostat. "She’s the only person who can make state energy policy sound like a stand-up special."